Saturday, 26 December 2015

Bean There, Done That!

We (and by ‘we’ we mean Dad and Mom) survived the worst downtown traffic ever, making it in a lot of time for our flight!  We enjoyed a quick trip with Porter, complete with their complimentary wine and chocolate chip shortbread cookies, and made it to Chicago in fine spirits. 

Where we stayed: After a near miss with an Expedia reservation, we were led to a stunningly large suite complete with its own kitchenette, a washer and dryer, and a closet as large as a Toronto bedroom.  Who are we kidding, we wouldn’t cook or do laundry on vacation but at least we had the option to store our deep dish pizza leftovers and hold our variety pack of Goose Island Beers.  The hotel was centrally located on North Michigan Avenue, a hop skip and a jump from the Bean and all the architectural boat tours your heart could desire.   

What we ate and drank: All the delicious things in the single American size – triple XL.  We had (the best) pulled pork nachos and craft beer.  We ate something called ‘smears’ which was a lot less gross than it sounds – and we relished pork belly – fried and fatty.  We ate three types of deep dish at Lou Malnati’s, after scoping out many-an-Instragram account for the best deep dish in all of Chicago.  We had greasy Chicago mix Garett’s popcorn.  JD, Britt & Sophia spent hours researching the best nearby Mexican place and it paid off in the consumption of many-a-delicious-taco.  Britt, JD, and Sophia also ate what they say was the best meal – a healthy vegetarian meal in a hipster restaurant – while Ash ate a boxed sandwich at her conference (so sad). 

What we did: Besides eating and drinking (where the majority of our time went) – Britt, JD, and Ash started out by seeing all the (non) touristy sites – the random door of a toy company with a giant monster in the window – worth it for the photos for Britt despite the freezing cold and the aforementioned awesome nacho place for Ash & JD.  They followed it up with the touristy sites – the Bean…  times 2… or 3, Millennium Park, Grant Park, Buckingham Fountain (which was actually being cleaned…and not open, since it was like 0 degrees), the John Hancock building, and Navy Pier (for JD and Britt, while Ash anxiously practiced her impending conference presentation).  Chicago wouldn’t have been complete without an architecture boat tour with a hilarious tour guide… who pointed out, grandly, “And here is the biggest tourist trap – oops! – I mean attraction in Chicago”, and, “I’ve got two thirds of a pun for you – PU” in reference to a smelly area of the river.  The three also got last minute tickets for the Bill Burr comedy show at the Chicago theatre, snagging seats nearly close enough to be spit on and more than close enough to fear being the butt of his, and the openers’, jokes.  We had many drinks to compensate for our fear and needless to say the comedians were all very funny.  Ashley went to an LGBT Health conference and met some researcher superstars (she’s very nerdy, she knows).  Sophia became fast friends with JD and Britt, solidifying their friendship over a shared love of sarcasm and a tour of the Art Institute of Chicago.  We used our hotel suite for a Halloween pre-party with the 4 of us plus Denny, Jenna and her UCLA crew.  Britt and Ash serenaded everyone with their Taylor Swift couples costume, while JD stopped traffic, Sophia became a wild animal, and Jenna and Denny went back to the ‘90s as Wayne and Garth.  Our pre-part was followed by fun and games (literally, arcade games) at ftw Chicago.  The best part (beyond people taking pictures of JD’s Halloween costume) was Jenna and Denny’s Dance Dance Revolution faceoff.  Our next stop was Boys Town on North Halsted to a packed bar called SideTrack where we ran into a Shania Twain lookalike who became Jenna’s best friend.  It’s like we had a maple leaf tattooed on our foreheads – Canadian’s unite!

Lesson learned:  Don’t order Irish coffees expecting them to have Bailey’s – they will be half whiskey, half coffee, and a little strong for 10 am. 

Most random moment: At the arcade on Halloween when we were entertained with an impromptu Steam Punk vampire strip show – it was about as awkward as it sounds. 

Next up… who knows… we guess you’ll have to stay tuned!