Sunday, 11 June 2017

Pier-ing at the Stars in LA

We said goodbye to the buzz of NYC to head to the beach of LA. After a few travel tribulations… saying goodbye to Mom (always hard!), Britt getting her hair patted down for any goodies she may have been hiding, and JD having to convince the flight attendant that he was old enough to sit next to the emergency exit, we made it to meet Jenna at LAX.

Where we stayed: Chez Jenna, in her cute one-bedroom apartment in the area of Palms, LA, conveniently near a liquor store, the Topless Maids van, and a greasy spoon breakfast place. We made it work with a bed, air mattress, and couch, essentially converting two-thirds of the apartment into a giant bed. A perfect place for a home base, starting with a home cooked meal of spaghetti, soup salad, and squash.

What we ate and drank: After the delicious home-cooked meal, that first night, we drank all the things… beer, vodka, martinis, drinks out of fish bowls, and Mad Dog 20/20… which tasted like blue marker. After we recovered from drinking all the things, we proceeded to eat all the things. Authentic Mexican and Salvadorean food at Gloria’s, once featured on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. We were even given the cheque by Gloria, herself! Which, by the way, was the only celebrity we spotted. We ate cupcakes served FROM AN ATM. WHAT? And had sushi ON A CONVEYER BELT in little Osaka. WHAT? Amazing! Including, of course, a California roll. When we weren’t eating Mexican or Sushi, we were taste-testing late night McDonald’s, which Britt and JD had to get by walking up to the drive-in window, late at night, and In-N-Out Burger, served ‘animal style with spread’, which sounds so wrong but is soooo good. We ate popsicles to stave off the heat of the day, and enjoyed pogos, fries, and lemonade on the beach after making a quick exit from a line where two men were in an altercation and one was in the process of telling the other how many people he had shot.

What we did: We spent a night at a famous drag bar called Hamburger Mary’s with Jenna’s PhD friends, which ended at a local watering hole called Cozy Inn. We didn’t see Willam Belli, but her picture on the wall was practically the same thing after a few $5 martinis. We spent time on the boardwalk, walking from Venice beach to the Santa Monica pier. We spent some time staring at skateboarders contemplating taking it up, but figured with Ash’s clumsiness and the cost of healthcare in the US this would be a bad idea. A better idea? A picnic on the beach staring at the ocean and iconic lifeguard towers and the Santa Monica pier. We walked down the Hollywood Boulevard, visiting Meryl and Marilyn, the Dolby theatre where the Oscar’s are hosted, and the Chinese Mann theatre. We figured out how to get a Star Map out of a rusted holder on the side of the street, mapped out our route, and then proceeded to follow a chartered star tour bus… checking out a lot of really fancy gates, but no celebrities. We strolled down Rodeo Drive, pretending we could afford more than the ATM cupcakes. We won an award for taking Jenna on her shortest hike ever with guests, making it halfway to the Hollywood sign before calling it a day, and maintaining our image as ‘the lazy travellers’. To be fair, we had just narrowly missed accidentally taking a 5 hour walk from the Griffith Observatory to the Hollywood sign. When we weren’t adventuring, Jenna and Ashley had to work-work-work-work-work (unfortunately, doing a PhD isn’t always a joy, surprising, isn’t it?), but at least they were in it together (the motto of their PhDs).

Lessons learned: If something tastes like Blue Marker, it’s probably not going to be a good scene the next day. Like hangovers, June Gloom lifts by noon, and then you can go to the beach.  

Biggest mix-up of the trip: When Britt read “You should get Starbucks in LA” rather than “Star Struck”… no wonder we didn’t see many celebrities!

Some questions for San Francisco…

1)Will we meet up with Greg for an insider tour of San Francisco?

2)We we get locked in Alcatraz… or lock ourselves inside a winery in Napa valley, refusing to leave?

3)Will we hang off the back of the cable car while driving past the Painted Ladies?


Stay tuned!


























































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